Once again our good friend and shite drinks expert Mr Jelf Boho joins us for another edition of Booze Review. Today he reviews a wine cooler, or as some of you may know it: poof juice.
Smirnoff Ice Raspberry Blast
Well, where to start. I guess the look. I’ve seen other Smirnoff Ice and it was cloudy, but this one isn’t so that’s different I guess.
Doesn’t really have much of a smell.
WOW. It tastes exactly like raspberry candy or sweet tarts or something. Lightly carbonated. Goes down easily. This drink is as inoffensive as candy. Nothing really to complain about. I guess it’s perfect for people who cant stand the taste of normal booze. I only bothered drinking this after I’d finished two big cans of Fosters.
If a man drinks this too much he’ll catch gay. The only reason it gets a 7 is because it’s like rating a tasty soda, not a true booze. Even though the ABV is 4.5%
I think the fact that I have nothing else to say about this drink should say more than any paragraph of text can.
Jelf Boho’s rating: 7/10 deliciouses